Best Of Quotes

People are strange sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy stuff they say. Best of quotes is a daily updated collection of some of the weirdest quotes ever. Yes, they said all this stuff. Really. Submit crazy stuff they said here.

Oct 1 ’09

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My dad was sitting with my hamster on his knee

When I was a boy my family was on a camping trip and my father was hit by a giant hamster, so I think I know what a fucking hamster looks like.