Best Of Quotes

People are strange sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy stuff they say. Best of quotes is a daily updated collection of some of the weirdest quotes ever. Yes, they said all this stuff. Really. Submit crazy stuff they said here.



Sep 28 ’09

My father to my mother

So you’re going to say that your car was stollen by an UFO while you were taking your sister to the hospital, and that’s why you are 4h late…