Best Of Quotes

People are strange sometimes, as evidenced by the crazy stuff they say. Best of quotes is a daily updated collection of some of the weirdest quotes ever. Yes, they said all this stuff. Really. Submit crazy stuff they said here.



Oct 1 ’09

On the release of subpoenaed documents

Hillary Clinton: I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

Oct 1 ’09

My dad was sitting with my hamster on his knee

When I was a boy my family was on a camping trip and my father was hit by a giant hamster, so I think I know what a fucking hamster looks like.

Oct 1 ’09

On the future

Al Gore: We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

Oct 1 ’09

A personal vision of success

Bill Clinton: If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Oct 1 ’09

Who is better Superman or The Rock?

Dad: Superman obviously, sure The Rock isn’t real !

Oct 1 ’09

On american geography

Dan Quayle : I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.

Oct 1 ’09

On pollution

Al Gore: It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Oct 1 ’09

On sport psychology

Danny Ozark: Half this game is ninety percent mental.

Oct 1 ’09

On our next vacations

Mum: I’m so happy to go to the Philippines. Where is it located exactly in Africa ?

Oct 1 ’09

On crime rates

Mayor Marion Barry: Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.